Channel Your Inner Extraterrestrial with This Vintage Roswell Tee: Wear the Mystery, Fuel the Debate!
Forget “I heart Roswell” mugs and dusty alien keychains. This vintage-inspired Roswell tee isn’t for tourists, it’s for believers. It’s a faded canvas for your cosmic curiosity, a whispered invitation to embrace the mystery that shrouds this New Mexico desert town.
- Retro Radiance: Dive into the ’50s, the era when flying saucers filled diner conversations and little green men graced roadside signs. This tee’s distressed graphic is a time machine to the heart of Roswell’s UFO lore.
- Choose Your Conspiracy: Are you Team Flying Saucer? Or do cryptic alien silhouettes tickle your fancy? Maybe it’s playful green men who make you chuckle. Whichever your vibe, this tee lets you wear your Roswell theory with pride.
- A Gift From Beyond: Ditch the boring souvenirs and ignite cosmic conversations with this unique tee. It’s the perfect present for the UFO enthusiast in your life, a guaranteed conversation starter at any social gathering.
- Beyond the Hype: This isn’t just a trendy alien graphic, it’s a statement. It’s a commitment to questioning the universe, seeking answers, and keeping the Roswell whispers alive.
So, embrace the enigma, wear the mystery, and let this vintage tee be your passport to the cosmic unknown. Roswell awaits, and the truth might just be out there. Grab yours today and get ready to blast off!
Bonus Fact: Did you know the Roswell incident allegedly happened just miles from Bottomless Lakes State Park, rumored to be an extraterrestrial hotspot? Wear this tee there and watch the theories fly!
FEATURES:
– Made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable.
– The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
– The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
– Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
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S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
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Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 21.97 | 23.98 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 30.04 | 31.97 |
Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.75 | 16.93 | 18.50 | 20.08 | 21.65 | 22.83 | 24.41 | 25.20 |
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